My wife has wasted years campaigning for tampon companies to make sanitary products suitable for the 'larger' lady. I'm trying to convince her that it's time to just throw in the towel. The bar man quickly returns with the water as requested, and puts it on the bar in front of Dracula.
Curious, the bar man says to Dracula "Forgive me, but I thought you vampires only drank blood, what do you want the hot water for? She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it. Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, The first two order a pint of blood each, the third asks for a jug of boiling water, confused the barman asks "why?
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea". So you can floss after you eat. Alt ending: So the crabs can bungee jump. The bartender looks confused and asks 'Don't you drink blood? A vampire walks into a bar and orders a shot of hot blood. Not soon after, a third vampire walks in and orders a hot cup of water. He then pulled out a used tampon and said, "I'm making tea. Rich Vampire: I want a fresh blood from a healthy human! Ordinary Vampire: Ordinary blood please!
Poor Vampire: Excuse me! Can you give me a hot water? I'll make tea instead. He approaches the barman. The barman asks, "what will it be? The barman confused asks "don't you folk drink blood? There's no openings at the moment, he said, but I'll see if I can pull some strings. The first asks for a pint of blood. The second asks for blood on the rocks. The third asks for hot water and as the bartender is about to ask why the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm just gonna have a tea.
Two vampires sit down at a bar. The first vampire orders a glass of blood but the second one just asks for a cup of hot water. The first vampire is surprised by this and remarks "Just water? Are you feeling alright? The bartender nervously says "what do you want to drink? She had to cut the string off her tampon so the crabs stop hanging themselves. A Hippie was walking along the beach line when he kicked a bottle. I want too be Uptight, Out of sight, and in the groove.
What's the catch"? Doctor: So how did this happen? Didn't that sound suspiciously cheap to you? My girlfriend said she didn't think we were going to be able to have sex tonight because she was on her period. I told her I would see if I could pull some strings and make it happen. The vampire reaches into his pocket and pulls out a used tampon; "I'm making a cup of tea.
The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks a Bloody Mary? The vampire shakes his head. Hot water for me Hot water?
I found a tampon out back and want to make tea. The French orders for a glass of champagne then mixes blood into it. Like, great, now how do I get the tampon out without burning my fingers? They all take a seat and the bartender comes up to serve them. The bartender hands it to him and looks over to the next vampire.
The bartender does the same before walking up to the third. The bartender looks at him, puzzled. The bartender asks, I thought you guys only drank blood? The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "Yes, I'm making tea". Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh.
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Keito Posted September 7, That's a good one :p When I saw the topic-title I thought you were asking it e. That's a good one :D. D,Ranged Posted September 7, A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's so much cheaper.
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